"Who had Taco Bell?" Kate
"Look, there's a deer!" Joan, Anne & Kris (bitches!)
"For all rotten potato chips, these are pretty good." Ra
"Blimey, I lost me flock!" Me
Grandpa Lloyd: "I have a great voice for radio and I annunciate clearly so it's easy for people to understand what I am saying."
Me: "Huh?"
Grandpa Lloyd: " I said, I have a great voice for radio and I annunciate clearly so it's easy for people to understand me!"
Me: "What?"
Grandpa Lloyd: " I SAID, I HAVE A GREAT VOI... oh, you stinker!"
Binging my nose so hard it made the Moberly's trailer sound like a Cathedral. Anne
Tripping down the stairs in the townhouse. Dave
Slipping on the ice in Lutsen and landing on her ass, but saving her cigarette. Joan
Hollering "Blowjob!" into a speaker phone with a car full of kids listening. Me
Using black electrical tape on the sink sprayer and nailing my mom twice in one day. Me So worth it!
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